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Arrr! Pennsylvania be raisin' a crew to battle the scurvy dogs tryin' to disrupt the election! Aye, mateys!

2024-02-29

Arrr, me hearties! The government and state be joinin' forces to battle falsehoods, protect the rights of all landlubbers, and make sure this election be as safe as buried treasure. Aye, let's make sure this election be fairer than a pirate fightin' over a chest of gold!

Arr mateys! The governor, Josh Shapiro, has declared a joint effort between the federal and state governments to protect the rights of citizens and ensure a fair and secure election. Aye, they be aiming to combat misinformation and keep our elections safe from scallywags and cheats.
This be a noble mission, me hearties! We must all do our part to ensure that every citizen can cast their vote without fear of treachery or deception. Let us join together in this grand adventure to safeguard our democracy and protect the rights of all who sail these electoral seas.
So hoist the sails and prepare for battle against the forces of misinformation and corruption! Let us stand united in defense of our electoral process, and may the wind be ever at our backs as we sail towards a fair and just election for all.

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