The Booty Report

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Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The land lubbers be makin' it easier for wheelchair bound mateys to take flight.

2024-02-29

Arrr, the Transportation Department be sayin' that these new regulations be makin' it more simple for us to give them scallywag airlines a taste of their own medicine when they be mishandlin' our trusty wheelchairs. Aye, let's see 'em try and squirm out of this one now!

Arr mateys! The Transportation Department be sayin' they be makin' some new rules to make them landlubbers of the sky be takin' better care of our trusty wheelchairs! No longer will they be gettin' away with tossin' 'em around like they be worthless pieces of driftwood!
These new regulations be aimin' to hold them scallywags accountable for any mishandlin' of our precious cargo. It be about time they be treatin' our wheelchairs with the respect they deserve!
So next time ye be boardin' a plane, rest assured that the powers that be be watchin' over our beloved wheelchairs. And if them pirates of the sky be messin' up, they be walkin' the plank, figuratively speakin' of course! So let's raise a toast to the Transportation Department for lookin' out for our trusty steeds of the sea and sky!

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