The Booty Report

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Arrr, the judge be settin' the time for the trial o' Trump's secret scrolls. Let the games begin, mateys!

2024-03-01

Arrr, Judge Aileen Cannon be settin' sail for a later date for the trial, much to the chagrin of the scallywag prosecutors who be wantin' to start in July. The former president, he be waitin' in the wings 'til August, like a treasure just outta reach. Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! Ye be hearin' the latest news from the high seas - Judge Aileen Cannon be swashbucklin' her way through the court proceedings like a true pirate captain. She be givin' the order to delay the start of the trial, settin' sail for a new date in July.
The scallywags in the prosecutor's crew be chompin' at the bit to get the ball rollin' in July, while the former president's crew be holdin' out for August to weigh anchor. It be a battle of wits and wills on the legal seas, with cannons ready to fire and swords ready to clash.
But fear not, me hearties, for this be no ordinary trial. With Judge Cannon at the helm, we be in for a wild ride full of twists and turns. So batten down the hatches, sharpen yer cutlasses, and get ready for a showdown of epic proportions on the high seas of justice!

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