The Booty Report

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Wenches be discoverin' body parts in park! Plunderin' police find more limbs, aye matey! Shiver me timbers!

2024-03-01

Arrr, a lass on her way to learnin' in Long Island stumbled upon a severed limb by Southards Pond Park in Babylon. The lawmen, with their trusty K9 companion, sniffed out more body parts. Methinks someone be playin' a gruesome game of hide and seek!

Avast ye landlubbers! A lass be walkin' to school on a fine Thursday mornin' on Long Island when she stumbled upon a severed arm by the roadside. Arrr!The constabulary scoured the area and found another arm and a disembodied leg nearby, by Blackbeard's beard! Suffolk County Police be sayin' the girl spied the severed left arm near Southards Pond Park in Babylon.Soon as she saw it, she cried out to her old man, who promptly signaled the authorities. Aye!A trusty police pooch sniffed out a right arm near the first one, then went barkin' to the other side of the park where it dug up a leg stickin' out of a pile of leaves. Shiver me timbers!The pair of arms bein' examined seem to have belonged to a male, so they say. It be a right puzzle, it be!Arrr! The seas be full of strange tales, wit' severed limbs poppin' up in the most unexpected places. Keep a weather eye out, mateys, lest ye be findin' a part of yerself where it shouldn't be!

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