I spied the treasure in free trade waters, so I gathered a jolly crew to protect it, arrr!
2024-03-01
Arr matey, I be raised with the Midwestern work ethic and be reaping the spoils of free enterprise! I be rallying me crew to protect it from the scallywags and landlubbers in Washington. Aye, let's hoist the Jolly Roger and defend our treasure!
Arrr, me hearties! Let's set sail on the high seas of patriotism and enterprise, for there be no better place to live than in our fine country. The founders built a mighty nation on the principles of freedom and free enterprise, providing endless opportunities for all who dare to chase their dreams.But beware, me mateys! There be scallywags and policymakers in Washington and beyond who be attacking our foundational principles. That be why I be launching Citizens for Free Enterprise, a crew dedicated to rallying Americans from all walks of life to fight for our economic freedom.Me commitment to free enterprise be rooted in me upbringing, where hard work be valued above all else. From me days as a young lad in Toledo to me time building Cold Stone Creamery, I be a true believer in the power of enterprise to lift people out of poverty and pave the way for a brighter future.As a former governor, I be proud of the work we did to bring business-like principles to state government, creating jobs, slashing deficits, and championing the American Dream. Now, through Citizens for Free Enterprise, we be taking the fight to the far-left activists and policymakers who seek to tear down our capitalist way of life.Join us, me hearties, as we stand firm in defense of the American Dream and the free enterprise system that powers it. Together, we can ensure that future generations understand the value of economic freedom and continue to fight for a prosperous tomorrow.