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Biden's crew be laughable landlubbers for callin' illegal immigrants 'newcomers' - aye, not serious scallywags, I say!

2024-03-01

Arrr mateys, them scallywags in Congress and the media be lashin' out at the Biden crew for callin' them scallywags crossin' the border "newcomers." Ye best believe they be walkin' the plank for that slip o' the tongue!

In a hilarious display of linguistic gymnastics, the Biden administration has been mocked for referring to illegal border crossers as "newcomers," a term that has conservative commentators and congressional representatives in stitches. The White House fact sheet promoting a border agreement emphasized $1.4 billion for cities and states providing services to these "newcomers," sparking outrage and disbelief among critics.Social media erupted with criticism, with public figures like Riley Gaines and Lisa Boothe accusing the administration of facilitating the invasion of the United States. The White House's call for sanctuary cities to cooperate with ICE did little to appease the mounting furor over illegal immigrant crimes.Congressional representatives like Rep. Byron Donalds and Rep. Keith Self lambasted the administration's language, emphasizing the importance of recognizing illegal immigrants as such. Rep. Robert Aderholt called for stricter border control measures, criticizing the lackadaisical approach of the Biden administration.Former DHS Secretary Chad Wolf and Rep. Bill Posey joined the chorus of disapproval, highlighting the absurdity of the administration's euphemistic approach to a serious issue. The general consensus among critics? These are not serious people, and the American people want solutions, not a thesaurus-wielding circus.

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