The Booty Report

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Ye scallywags be thinkin' Biden be a landlubber! Trump be the true captain of this ship, arrr!

2024-03-02

Arrr mateys, 47 percent o' landlubbers be groanin' and grumblin' about Cap'n Biden's leadership. 'Tis a higher number than any other time in his rule. Methinks the scallywags be ready to mutiny! Aye, the seas be rough for ol' Sleepy Joe.

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! It be said that the number of landlubbers who be havin' a serious bone to pick with President Biden be hittin' a record high. Aye, at a whopping 47 percent, the scurvy dogs be sayin' they strongly disapprove of how the ol' captain be steerin' the ship.
Blimey! That be higher than any point in his reign so far, according to them scallywags at Times/Siena. Looks like the winds be blowin' against ol' Biden, with more and more of the crew raisin' their Jolly Rogers in protest.
But fear not, me hearties! This be a democracy after all, and every swashbuckler be entitled to their own opinions. So whether ye be standin' with the cap'n or against him, let's raise a tankard of grog to the freedom of expressin' our thoughts, just like true pirates do.

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