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Arrr, University of Idaho be needin' more scallywags. Should it plunder an online school to fill its ranks?

2024-03-02

Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dogs at our institution be thinkin' of plunderin' the University of Phoenix for a hefty sum o' $550 million doubloons. But be it a treasure worth riskin' our ship for? Only time will tell, me hearties! Aye, let the swashbucklin' begin!

Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The bigwigs at the institution be thinkin' they can save their own hides by buyin' the University of Phoenix, that ol' for-profit school with a shady reputation. They be askin' themselves, be it worth $550 million pieces of eight?
Thar be rumors of a great fall in enrollment ahead, and they be lookin' for a quick fix. But me thinks they be walkin' the plank if they think throwin' money at the problem be the solution. The University of Phoenix be like a cursed treasure chest, full of doubt and scandal.
But who am I to say? I be just a humble pirate, not a fancy scholar. Maybe the institution be seein' somethin' in the University of Phoenix that I be missin'. Or maybe they be makin' a deal with Davy Jones himself.
So gather 'round, me hearties, and let's raise a flagon of grog to this grand adventure. Will the institution strike gold with this purchase, or will they be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in its hull? Only time will tell, but mark me words, this be a tale worth tellin'!

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