Arrr matey, most scallywags who voted fer Biden be sayin' he be past his prime fer leadership duties!
2024-03-03
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at The New York Times and Siena College be sayin' that even his own crew be worryin' 'bout the cap'n's age! Aye, it be a treacherous storm brewin', a grave threat to his quest for re-election. Shiver me timbers!
This be a serious blow to our crew, as the captain's re-election bid now be in grave danger. The doubloons be slipping through our fingers faster than a mermaid through the waves. The crew be restless, wondering if we need to start looking for a new captain to steer the ship.
But fear not me hearties, for the captain be a crafty one. He may be getting on in years, but he still be as sharp as a cutlass. He be rallying the crew, reminding us of the battles we've won together and the treasures we've plundered. He be showing us that age be but a number, and he still be the best captain to lead us to victory.
So hoist the Jolly Roger high, me hearties, and stand by our captain as we sail into the stormy seas of another election. Together, we be a force to be reckoned with, and no matter what the doubters say, we be ready to fight for our captain and our ship!