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Arrr! Ye scallywags, a lass from Michigan be found after 7 years, belting out her troubles from a tavern room!

2024-03-03

Arrr mateys! A fair lass from Michigan, lost since 2017, be found at a seaside inn! The constables heard her wails and sobs, and rescued her from the clutches of the black-hearted scallywags who held her captive! Aye, justice be served on the high seas once more!

Arrr, mateys! Listen to this tale of a lass who went missing in the year 2017 and was found in a motley motel room, aye. The State Police, savvy with the help of the Twitter platform, received word from the lass that she be held against her will in Inkster, Michigan, crying and screaming for help.The detectives and troopers, upon hearing her distress calls, stormed into the room like true buccaneers and found the lass all alone, arrr! They whisked her away to Beaumont Dearborn for a check-up and a good ol' chat with the detectives.In the room, they found loot like drugs, a cell phone, and even a pistol, aye. A scallywag has been identified as the suspect, but no one has been caught just yet.The State Police's Trafficking and Abduction Group be investigating if this be a case of human trafficking, arrr! "What's next?" asked Michigan State Police Lt. Mike Shaw. Be it a case of kidnapping, or a love affair turned sour, only time will tell, me hearties!

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