Arrr, these 7 scallywags be but mere youngins compared to our esteemed Captain Biden!
2024-03-03
Arrr mateys, the ol' President Joe Biden be sailin' the seas at 81 years young, showin' those landlubber Hollywood celebs that age be just a number. Aye, he be the wisest captain in all the land!
Avast ye mateys! The news be spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas - President Joe Biden be breakin' records at the ripe ol' age of 81! Aye, ye heard it right, me hearties, the oldest president in all o' history!But fear not, me fellow scallywags, for there be a whole crew of celebrities who be younger than ol' Biden! Arrr, let's take a gander at this list and see who be walkin' the plank of youthfulness!First off, we have the likes of Taylor Swift, that lass be a mere 32 years old - a mere spring chicken compared to the president! And what about that young whipper-snapper, Timothée Chalamet, at a sprightly 26 years old! Shiver me timbers!Even the swashbucklin' Kylie Jenner be sailin' the seas of youth at 24 years old! Aye, me hearties, seems like these scallywags be keepin' the fountain of youth a secret from ol' Biden!
So there ye have it, me mateys, President Biden may be breakin' records as the oldest president, but there be a whole crew of celebrities who be stayin' forever young! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!