Yarrr, Fox News be blabberin' 'bout unions, a lass's demise, and other tomfoolery. Batten down the hatches!
2024-03-03
Arrr mateys! Set yer eyes on the latest musings from Fox News Opinion and behold the moving pictures from Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo & other scallywags. Prepare to be entertained, me hearties!
Arr matey! The Fox News host Laura Ingraham be sayin' that President Biden's poll numbers be as bad as a scurvy dog's breath, and that be the only reason he be scurrying off to the southern border. Aye, it be a sight to behold!And ye best be keepin' an eye on Hugh Hewitt, for he be natterin' on 'bout Trump's list of key appointees that should be walkin' the plank soon. Aye, it be a matter of great importance!Newsom's California be a mess of crime, me hearties! A warning to the whole nation, it be, like a storm on the horizon that be ready to strike!Gutfeld be tellin' us that it took the death of a young woman to make Biden walk the plank to the border. Aye, it be a sad state of affairs!Would ye agree to skip college for a bag of gold worth $100,000? A decision as weighty as the anchor on a ship, it be!Ignore the haters, me hearties! The state of the union be in peril because of the state of our unions. Aye, it be a matter of great concern!Google's Gemini AI be havin' a problem with White people, it seems. Aye, a curious matter indeed!My parents survived the Holocaust and be givin' us 5 lessons on living well. Aye, a tale of strength and resilience!And don't forget to check out the Cartoon of the Day, me hearties! It be a jolly good time, like a barrel of rum shared with good company!