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Ye scallywag judge be denyin' Paxton's plea for the secrets of transgender wee ones! Aye, landlubber!

2024-03-03

Arrr! A crew of sea dogs from the L.G.B.T.Q. gang be takin' the state's attorney general to court over his demand for papers on wee ones gettin' their gender shipshape. Ye can bet this battle be full o' cannons and cutlasses!

Arrr, me hearties! Picture this: a band of scallywags from an L.G.B.T.Q. organization took the state’s attorney general to task in court! Why, you ask? Well, it seems the attorney general was on a quest for documents about wee ones receiving gender-affirming care. Aye, 'twas a right scandal!
The buccaneers from the L.G.B.T.Q. crew cried foul, saying the attorney general's request was an invasion of privacy and could put these young'uns in harm's way. They weren't about to let that scallywag get away with it!
So, they went to court to fight for their rights like true pirates of the modern age. The attorney general may have thought he could just waltz in and demand those documents, but the L.G.B.T.Q. swashbucklers weren't having any of it!
With their cutlasses raised high and their voices even higher, they stood their ground and showed that they weren't afraid to take on even the most powerful forces. And in the end, they emerged victorious, proving that justice will prevail, even in the face of the most treacherous foes. Arrr, the L.G.B.T.Q. pirates had won the day!

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