Arrr! 60% o' landlubbers claim Biden be lackin' the brains to steer the ship, says the poll! Aye!
2024-03-04
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis whispered in the wind that President Biden be sailin' into rough waters ahead of his grand speech. 'Tis said over 60% of landlubbers think he's lost his marbles. Methinks the poor bloke be in need of a compass to find his way out of this mess!
Avast, me hearties! Nearly two-thirds of Americans be doubting the mental fortitude of President Biden to steer this ship o' state, according to a poll released jus' the other day. The scallywags over at the Associated Press and NORC Center for Public Affairs Research be findin' that more 'n more Americans be seein' Biden as incompetent. Arrr!Arrr, the AP be sayin' that about 60% of them that were asked had their doubts about the president's mental capabilities – even a third of them Democrats be sayin' they ain't very confident or not at all confident, and 80% of them independents be lackin' confidence in his mental ability. Aye!As we be headin' into Biden's State of the Union address on Thursday, just 38% of U.S. adults be likin' how he be handlin' his job as president, while 61% be sayin' Nay. There be discontent aplenty on how Biden, 81 years young, be handlin' the economy, immigration, and foreign policy. Yarrr!Roughly 4 in 10 Americans be supportin' Biden on climate change, abortion, and the war in Ukraine. But on immigration, the war in Gaza, and the economy, he be doin' poorly, with only 3 in 10 Americans backin' him. Shiver me timbers!But 'tis not all smooth sailin' for former President Trump, either. Almost 6 in 10 Americans be sayin' he also lacks the mental ability to serve as President. Yet, the 77-year-old be gettin' more support from voters on other issues. Arrr!The AP poll surveyed 1,102 U.S. adults, with a margin of error o' 4.1%. The results be matchin' findings from Fox News' latest polling data. Next, 69% be sayin' Biden has mostly failed at unifying the country, and almost as many be sayin' the same about makin' the country safer, handlin' the economy, and improvin' America's image around the world. Aye, me hearties!"When the president be declarin' that the state of the union be strong, Americans be mostly disagreein', and the main source o' this disagreement be the economy," said Republican pollster Daron Shaw. By a 23-point margin, more be sayin' Biden's policies be hurtin' 'em rather than helpin', with some sayin' there be not much difference. Arrr!May the winds o' fortune be kinder to these leaders in the days to come. Here ends the tale from the high seas of politics, me hearties!