Ye scallywag lawyer be makin' Trump walk the plank with his fancy words in the land of DC! Arrr!
2024-03-04
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag lawyer Marc Elias be walkin' the plank fer makin' fun o' old Trump not gettin' a fair trial in Washington D.C. after losin' the GOP primary! Ye best be watchin' yer tongue, matey, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
In a jolly old timey pirate speak, the scallywag Marc Elias be stirrin' up a storm by mockin' former President Trump's chances of a fair trial in Washington, D.C. after losin' in the primary. Trump only managed to scrounge up 676 votes in the GOP primary, while the former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley plundered 1274 votes to claim victory. Elias, a big shot lawyer for the Democrats, be linkin' Trump's poor performance to the jury pool for his trial on election shenanigans in 2020.The salty sea dog took to Twitter, exclaimin', "In a city of 700,000, Donald Trump got 676 votes in the GOP primary. A tough jury pool....," makin' waves with his post garnerin' over a million views overnight. The land lubbers on the right be cryin' foul, accusin' Elias of boastin' that Trump can't get a fair shake in the deep blue city.The scuttlebutt continues, with Trump's trial put on hold as the Supreme Court weighs in on his immunity. The GOP be squawkin', claimin' the jury pool be tainted against their beloved captain.Arr matey, the plot thickens as the legal battle rages on in the high seas of Washington politics.