The captain of Philadelphia's queer crew be taken to the brig! The mayor be fretting like a landlubber! Arrr!
2024-03-04
Arrr mateys, 'tis been brought to me attention that the head honcho of Philadelphia's LGBT crew and her scallywag of a husband have been caught red-handed by the law! 'Tis a tale that'll be sung in taverns for years to come! Aye, the sea be a treacherous mistress indeed!
In jolly ol' Philadelphia, the executive director of the Office of LGBT Affairs and her scallywag of a husband found themselves in a bit of a kerfuffle over the weekend, much to the dismay of the mayor. A State Trooper pulled over the lass, Celena Morrison, for some Code violation or another on the Vine Street Expressway. A video of the incident has been making the rounds on the social media seas, showing Morrison's husband, Darius McLean, being ordered about by the Trooper. Morrison, not one to sit idly by, proclaimed her connection to the mayor and urged the Trooper to cease his actions. The pair were soon clapped in irons for resisting arrest, obstruction of justice, and other such crimes. Despite pleas and protests, the Trooper remained steadfast in his pursuit of justice, leaving the couple to ponder their fate in the hands of the Pennsylvania State Police. Only time will tell if these two scallywags will walk the plank or find themselves free to sail the Seven Seas once more.