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Arr, scallywags in Haiti be aimin' to plunder the main airport! The government be in a right pickle!

2024-03-04

Arrr mateys! After escapin' from the brig, them scurvy dogs from Haiti be takin' over the airport! There be a right rumble as they be tryin' to seize control from the king's men. Avast ye, it be a battle of the ages!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the scallywags and scoundrels of Haiti be causing quite a ruckus! Arr, they be tryin' to take over the main international airport, clashin' with the lawmen and soldiers in a frenzy of violence. This be includin' a grand escape from the prisons, with thousands of inmates breakin' free like a pack of wild parrots!The Toussaint Louverture International Airport be shut down during the attack, with no planes in sight and no travelers to be found. Aye, the sight of an armored truck on the tarmac, blastin' away at the scallywags tryin' to breach the airport grounds, be a sight to behold, with workers scramblin' for cover from the flyin' bullets!It be the biggest assault on the airport in Haiti's history, me hearties! Just last week, the airport took a brief bullet shower from the gangs, but this time they be tryin' to take control of the whole shebang!The authorities in Haiti be orderin' a nighttime curfew after the violent gang escapades, with a state of emergency declared. The government be on the hunt for the escaped inmates, many of them accused of heinous crimes. The pirates be runnin' amok in Port-au-Prince, takin' over like they own the place!The situation be dire, with the gangs runnin' rampant and the police overwhelmed. Even the Prime Minister be seekin' help from abroad to fight back against these marauders. The land be in chaos, with violence and mayhem wherever ye look!

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