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Arrr mateys, them scallywag Republicans be turnin' a blind eye to the border, but national security be no joke!

2024-03-05

Arrr mateys! Them scallywag Republicans claim to be protectin' the border, yet they refuse to parley with their shipmates across the aisle. They best be showin' some mettle and signalin' to our foes that the US be standin' firm with our mates. Aye, me hearties!

Me travels to Tokyo and Okinawa with a bipartisan crew earlier this year, to parley with government officials, industry bigwigs, and fancy-pants scholars. We jawed about elections, trade, defense, and the ol' economy, but our hosts kept harpin' on one matter - that blasted Russian invasion of Ukraine, and whether the U.S. will stick by our mates when the goin' gets tough.The world be watchin' America like a hawk. Our allies ain't sure if we're still the cap'ns of the free world. And them scallywags and their henchmen be watchin' too, lookin' to see if we've still got the mettle.As Ukraine fights for freedom, Israel battles piracy, and Taiwan stands tall against threats, we can't be shirkin' our duty. If we don't stand by our mates, it's crystal clear - the U.S. ain't about democracy no more. And that's a fact as plain as the nose on yer face. Congress needs to smarten up quick. The Democrats be fightin' tooth and nail for our allies, while them Republicans be playin' politics with border security. It's a right mess, I tell ye. We need to work together, pass that aid package for our mates, and show the world that the U.S. stands for freedom, democracy, and all that's good and true.

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