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Arrr! They scuttled Dr. Seuss for this bilge? Scott Peterson be givin' a jolly challenge, and more from Fox News Opinion!

2024-03-05

Avast ye mateys! Take heed and peruse the latest scribblings from Fox News Opinion, and feast yer eyes upon the moving pictures of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and other scallywags. 'Tis a treasure trove of knowledge and entertainment, fit for any discerning pirate. Aye, me hearties!

In the latest news from the high seas, it seems that former President Trump has scored a major victory in his quest to stay on the Colorado ballot. The Supreme Court has ruled that he cannot be disqualified, much to the chagrin of his opponents. Arrr, 'tis a twist worthy of a fierce pirate battle!Meanwhile, the wise Hugh Hewitt reminds us that when it comes to politics, it's all about the border, matey. And Liz Peek warns that Biden faces three make or break tests this week, with the Democrats clueless as ever. Avast, 'tis a treacherous journey ahead!But fear not, for Gutfeld assures us that for every DEI that dies, a new one comes to life under a different name. And Senator Josh Hawley urges us to stop the Chinese EVs before they destroy our auto industry. Aye, 'tis a call to action!And in a surprising turn of events, Scott Peterson's conviction faces a challenge 20 years later, while Senator Bernie Sanders declares our retirement system a disaster for working people. And who could forget the disturbing reality behind Read Across America?So grab your grog and set sail to the Fox News website to catch up on all the latest tales from the land of politics. Arrr, the news be as wild as a stormy sea!

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