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Arrr! The scallywags be bemoaning Biden in Super Tuesday states, aye, the rebellion be growin' like a kraken's tentacles!

2024-03-05

Arrr, me hearties! The battles be scattered like pieces of eight, with less gold and time than the Michigan crew. 'Tis a right mess we be in, but fear not, we be sailin' through these choppy waters with a hearty laugh and a swig o'rum!

Arrr mateys, these campaigns be like a ship lost at sea, fragmented and scattered like pieces of eight. The crew be tryin' to organize with less time and resources than a scurvy dog tryin' to dig up buried treasure in the dark. Michigan's operation be like a well-oiled cannon, ready to blast any enemy that comes near.
But these campaigns, they be like a leaky ship, takin' on water faster than a sailor can bail it out. The crew be runnin' around like headless chickens, tryin' to make sense of the chaos. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold, I tell ye!
With Michigan's operation, every man be knowin' his place and his duty, like a well-trained parrot followin' his captain's orders. But these campaigns be like a mutinous crew, fightin' amongst themselves and causin' more trouble than a barrel of rum at a drunken pirate's party.
So me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all - if ye want to succeed in yer campaigns, ye best be organized like Michigan's operation or ye'll end up walkin' the plank faster than a landlubber on his first voyage. Arrr!

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