The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, 'twas a fine blunder! Madeline Soto's mug unwittingly shared in the digital sea, sheriff be sayin'. Arrr!

2024-03-05

Arrr mateys, it be a blunder of epic proportions! The scallywags accidentally shared a snapshot of the crime scene where poor Madeline Soto met her demise on the interwebs. Ye best believe the authorities be none too pleased with this breach of secrecy! Aye, tis a foolish mistake indeed.

Avast ye mateys! The scallywags in Florida be in a right pickle after a photo of a missing lass, Madeline Soto, was mistakenly posted to social media showin' her lifeless body. Arrr!The State Attorney Ninth Judicial Circuit has ordered the Florida Department of Law Enforcement to investigate this blunder. The Osceola County Sheriff's Office claims the photo was accidentally included in a collage meant to celebrate Sheriff Marcos Lopez's community event attendance.Captain Andrew Bain be outraged at this breach of privacy and poor taste, but be reckonin' it won't affect the investigation into young Madeline's demise.Madeline Soto, a mere 13 years old, was found dead after goin' missin' on the 26th of February. The scallywag Stephan Sterns, the boyfriend of Madeline’s ma, be the prime suspect and has been arrested on other charges.The Sheriff's Office be under fire for another photo posted by Executive Director Nirva Rodríguez, showin' Sterns in cuffs. Former Sheriff Russ Gibson be shocked and appalled by the disrespect shown to Madeline and her kin, callin' for an end to such dishonorable behavior. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Read the Original Article