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Biden be gettin' ready for his grand speech whilst them rowdy Republicans be readyin' to cause a fuss! Arrr!

2024-03-06

Arrr mateys, the fancy words the captain be spillin' will be polished 'til the parrot squawks, watched by his loyal crew afore the grand election in November. Aye, 'tis a show fit for a king!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The Cap'n be fixin' to deliver a speech that'll have all the landlubbers listenin' intently. Ye best be keepin' an eye on this one, for it be one of the biggest audiences the Cap'n be speakin' to afore the November election.
The Cap'n be workin' on his speech like a pirate fixin' his ship before a big battle. He be makin' sure every word be just right, for he knows the importance of makin' a good impression on all them voters.
So gather 'round, me mateys, and listen closely when the Cap'n takes the stage. It be a sight to behold, watchin' him command the attention of all them scallywags and landlubbers alike.
So mark me words, me hearties, this speech be one for the history books. The Cap'n be ready to show the world why he be the right choice come election day. And ye best be listenin', for he be speakin' to ye all, whether ye be pirate or politician.

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