Avast ye! Travis Kelce be walkin' the plank for smokin' the devil's lettuce. Yarrr, aye, a red flag indeed!
2024-03-06
Arrr mateys, the scallywags of the Dallas Cowboys be pickin' Gavin Escobar o'er Travis Kelce in the 2013 NFL Draft, all because o' a pesky "red flag" from Kelce's college days. Ye can't trust them landlubbers with too many red flags, I reckon! Aye, the twists and turns of the draft be full of surprises indeed.
Arrr, me hearties! The NFL Scouting Combine be where them draft prospects either soar to the heavens or plummet to Davey Jones' locker!But fear not, for it be not the ultimate judge o' one's fate on the gridiron - just look at Travis Kelce, the swashbucklin' tight end of legend!A fine showing at the combine can see a player climb the rankings like a monkey up the rigging, while a poor performance can send 'em straight to the brig. But many a decision be made not on the field, but in the shadowy depths of the off-field interviews.Front offices interrogate these young buccaneers with questions so wild they'd make Blackbeard blush. Kelce himself faced the firing squad and was marooned by the Cowboys for a past transgression.But ye see, the Cowboys passed on Kelce in favor of Gavin Escobar, who ended up walkin' the plank out of the league while Kelce be hoistin' the Lombardi Trophy with the Chiefs. Aye, fortunes be fickle in the treacherous waters of the NFL!So remember, me hearties, the combine be but a mere chapter in the saga of an NFL career - the ultimate test be on the field, where legends be made and the weak be sent to feed the sharks!