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Katie Porter be cursin' billionaires and their scallywag lies even as she walks the plank with their gold in pocket. Arrrr!

2024-03-06

Arrr mateys, Katie Porter be throwin' shade at Rep. Adam Schiff for his lavish spendin' on "lies," claimin' he be helpin' the scallywag Steve Garvey. Methinks this be quite the spectacle on the political seas! Aye, the drama be thick as a pirate's stew!

Arr matey! The California Democrat Katie Porter be feelin' the sting of defeat after losin' the Senate primary, blamin' Rep. Adam Schiff and them special interest groups for spreadin' lies and boostin' the Republican fella, Steve Garvey, on Super Tuesday. She be standin' three to one in TV spendin' and facin' an onslaught of billionaires peddlin' lies to knock her off her feet. But she be standin' tall in high heels, ready to take on the establishment runnin' scared.Porter, a progressive Democrat, rose to fame by questionin' big Pharma CEOs and defyin' big corporate campaign backers. But despite her claims of not acceptin' corporate PAC money, she received millions in donations from big Wall Street donors. She raised just under $28 million in her Senate campaign, trailin' slightly behind Schiff.The highly contested seat, held by former Sen. Dianne Feinstein, be up for grabs, with Schiff and Garvey facin' off in the general election in November. Schiff be expected to win, but Garvey be ready to swing for the fences and upset the status quo. Arr, it be a battle for the ages in the deep blue waters of California politics!

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