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Arr mateys, the scallywag next door be a terrorista, in cahoots with ol' Joe Biden! Shiver me timbers!

2024-03-06

Arrr mateys, Biden's blasted border be teemin' with a horde of scallywags seekin' to pillage our lands! 'Tis a frightful sight indeed, with terror suspects sneakin' across like thievin' rats. Beware, for they may be lurkin' in yer own backyard! Aye, the seas be treacherous indeed.

Arrr, mateys! Imagine yer neighbor bein' on the FBI’s terror watch list. Aye, that be a frightenin' thought that be comin' true more often under President Joseph R. Biden's rule.Recently, we be seein' suspected terrorists bein' caught at the border, like 169 at the southern border in FY23 and 58 in FY24, with many more 'gotaways' whose identities be unknown.But what ye might not know be that some suspected terrorists bein' caught and released due to inaccurate information. Aye, our own government be lettin' these dangerous scallywags walk free into yer community.One such tale be about a Somali man who be arrested by ICE after bein' released by the Border Patrol. How he slipped through be a mystery, with his name not matchin' in the terror watch list.In another tale, a Mauritanian or Senegalese citizen wanted for terrorism in his homeland was caught in New York City after bein' processed near Lukeville, Arizona.The system be failin', with suspected terrorists walkin' free in American towns. We be lucky these tales end well, but what be happenin' in the time between their entry and arrest be a mystery.The government be broken, with suspected terrorists freely roamin' our communities due to incompetence. We be workin' to hold them accountable, but the safety of our families be at stake.Let's hope we don't be facin' a terrible incident before the Biden administration be takin' action to protect us all.

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