Arrr! The NTSB be sayin' that Boeing be withholdin' key details in the 737 Max investigation, matey! Aye!
2024-03-06
Arrr, at a gathering of the Senate, the wench in charge of the National Transportation Safety Board did gripe that the scallywags who make the flying machines were not playing nice with their inquiry. Methinks they be hiding something fishy!
Arr, me hearties, gather 'round and listen to this tale of betrayal and treachery on the high seas of bureaucracy. 'Tis said that at a Senate hearing, the chairwoman of the National Transportation Safety Board did swear upon her mother’s parrot that the plane maker had not been fully cooperative with the agency’s investigation.Ye see, this scurvy dog of a plane maker thought he could outsmart the authorities by keepin' secrets and hidin' the truth like buried treasure. But little did he know, the wrath of the NTSB be as fierce as a hurricane in the Caribbean.
The chairwoman, with fire in her eyes and a cutlass in hand, demanded answers and accountability from the cowardly plane maker. "Arr, ye scallywags better start talkin' or else ye’ll walk the plank!" she bellowed, the Senate chamber shakin' with her fury.
And so, the battle between the NTSB and the plane maker rages on, with the chairwoman leading her crew of investigators on a quest for justice and transparency. Will the plane maker surrender to the might of the NTSB, or will he continue to walk the path of deceit and dishonesty? Only time will tell, me hearties, only time will tell.