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Ye scallywags be pressin' Biden about Gaza afore the State of the Union, arrr! Avast, they be nervous indeed!

2024-03-07

Avast ye scallywags! The landlubbers in the Democratic ranks be clamorin' for the Cap'n to raise his voice like a thunderin' cannon in support of his own policies, includin' a truce. Arrr, they be demandin' more growlin' and less meowin' from the Blackbeard in chief! Aye, aye!

Arrr, the landlubbers in the Democratic ranks be demandin' that the president grow a pair and shout from the poop deck about the policies he be supportin', like a cease-fire. They be sayin' he need to talk tough like a buccaneer and show the scallywags in Congress who be boss.
But the scallywag in chief, he be playin' it cool like a calm sea. He be lettin' his mates in the administration do the talkin' while he be sittin' back and enjoyin' the rum. The Democrats be wantin' him to hoist the Jolly Roger and lead the charge, but he be more like a parrot on a shoulder, squawkin' every now and then.
The Democrats be thinkin' that if the president be speakin' out more forcefully, it be makin' a difference in the fight for a cease-fire. But the president be playin' a different game, biding his time like a savvy old sea dog. Only time will tell if he be listenin' to the call of the Democrats or chartin' his own course through the choppy waters of politics.

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