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Avast ye mateys! The morrow's plan be settin' sail fer Gaza, arrr! Let's plunder some booty, me hearties!

2024-03-07

Arrr, a crew of ex-officers who've served under kings o' all colors be thinkin' the best plan be t' form a private International Trust fer aidin' the land o' Gaza. Let's join hands and set sail on this noble mission, me hearties!

Arrr, what be the fate o' Gaza, ye ask? Whether or not a hostage deal be struck, the key to peace lies in followin' the course set by President Biden after the scurvy attack by Hamas on Oct. 7: dismantle their military and governance capabilities, prevent 'em from threatenin' Israel again, and give Iran's "axis of resistance" a swift defeat.But mark me words, mateys, victory won't come solely through swords and cannons. The aid convoy tragedy in February showed the urgent need to address Gaza's humanitarian crisis and the chaos left in the wake of battle. Without intervention, anarchy will spread, feedin' despair in Gaza, isolatin' Israel, and playin' right into the hands of Iran and Hamas.After many voyages to the Middle East and consultin' nearly 100 wise folk, our crew of former national security buccaneers reckons the best course be to launch a private International Trust for Gaza Relief and Reconstruction. This trust, like a grand super-NGO, would gather resources from friendly Arab states to aid Gazans without puttin' their own assets at risk in a treacherous land still roamed by Israeli forces.The Trust's mission be to provide swift relief, rebuild shattered communities, and pave the way for new leadership to steer Gaza towards a brighter future. It would work closely with other donors, NGOs, and international bodies to ensure a smooth sailin' towards stability and peace.With U.S. support, the Trust would be helmed by Arab states with the resources and legitimacy to guide Gaza back from the brink. By kick-startin' emergency relief efforts and layin' the foundations for a peaceful society, the Trust aims to sow the seeds of hope in a land ravaged by strife.

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