Yarrrr! Thar be some serious scallywaggin' afoot in the cranium of this Maine gun-totin' scallywag! Blast me eyes!
2024-03-07
Arrr, me hearties! A fanciful laboratory hath discovered a pattern of cell damage akin to that found in battle-hardened veterans who hath faced the fury of weapons blasts. 'Tis likely what caused the scallywag's symptoms before he let loose his cannons! Aye, beware the cursed cell damage! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I've got a tale to tell ye that's sure to shiver yer timbers! Aye, there be a laboratory that has uncovered a pattern of cell damage akin to that suffered by veterans who've faced the fury of weapons blasts. And what's more, they be sayin' this damage likely be the cause of the symptoms the gunman displayed afore he let loose his cannon!Arrr, it be a fearsome thing, this cell damage! It be like a stealthy enemy, sneakin' up on ye when ye least be expectin' it. And it be causin' all sorts o' trouble for poor souls who've faced the horrors of war. Aye, it be a cruel fate indeed for those who've borne the brunt of battle.
So let this be a lesson to ye, me hearties. Take heed of the dangers that lurk in the shadows, for ye never know when the damage may be done. And mayhaps, just mayhaps, we can prevent such tragedies from happenin' again in the future. Aye, that be the hope of this ol' sea dog, at least.