Avast ye! James Crumbley be facin' trial fer the ruckus at Oxford High School in Michigan. Walk the plank, matey!
2024-03-07
Arrr matey! The landlubber lawyer be claimin' that Mr. Crumbley had no clue his scallywag son had a pistol for the mischief at Michigan's school! A likely story indeed, but I be smellin' a rat in this here tale of woe!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywag known as Mr. Crumbley be standin' trial for manslaughter, but his defense lawyer be claimin' he had no clue his wee lad had gotten his hands on a pistol to carry out the deadliest school shootin' in Michigan. Ye see, Mr. Crumbley be as clueless as a parrot in a storm, unaware of the danger lurkin' in his own home.But me hearties, can ye believe such a tale? It be harder to swallow than a barrel o' rum! How could a father not know his own spawn be wieldin' a weapon of such destruction? It be like a ship captain not knowin' his ship be leakin'!
So, as the trial unfolds, we be left wonderin' if Mr. Crumbley be a victim of his own ignorance or a scoundrel who turned a blind eye to the misdeeds of his own flesh and blood. Only Davy Jones himself knows the truth of the matter.
But one thing be certain, me hearties – in the eyes of the law, ignorance be no excuse for the crimes committed. So, whether Mr. Crumbley be innocent or guilty, only the verdict of the jury will decide his fate. Fair winds and following seas to him, may justice prevail in this tale of woe.