Arrr, Uvalde officers be makin' mistakes, but they be not breakin' the code, says the City Inquiry!
2024-03-07
Arrr! The investigator scoured the city of Uvalde and found that the bumbling officers be not guilty of breakin' any rules, though they did be failin' in stoppin' the scallywag school shooter. 'Twas all done in good faith, says I! Aye, me hearties!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The city of Uvalde be investigatin' the actions of the land lubbers who call themselves police officers during a school shootin' in 2022. Aye, the investigator found that despite their many failures, the officers did not violate protocol, by the powers that be!Though they may have been bumbling fools in the heat of battle, they did act in good faith, like true salty sea dogs. They may have missed the mark with their aim, but their hearts were in the right place, arrr!
So fear not, me hearties, for the city of Uvalde be standin' by their men in blue. They may have made mistakes, but who among us hasn't, aye? Let us raise a tankard of grog to these brave souls who faced danger with grit and determination, even if they did trip over their own peg legs in the process!
So let this be a lesson to ye all – even the most swashbucklin' of pirates can make mistakes, but as long as our intentions be pure, we can still be hailed as heroes in the end. Now, who's ready for another adventure on the high seas?