Avast ye, mateys! Trump's kin be takin' o'er the RNC. Thar be a new captain at the helm! Arrr!
2024-03-08
Arrr mateys, with the addin' of Lara Trump and Michael Whatley, Cap'n Donald Trump be tightenin' his grip on the party apparatus like a barnacle on a ship's hull! Shiver me timbers, 'tis a sight to behold!
Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe the news I be hearin' about Cap'n Donald Trump! It seems he be makin' moves to solidify his hold on the party apparatus, with the likes o' Lara Trump and Michael Whatley joinin' his crew.These new appointments be causin' quite a stir among the crew, as Cap'n Trump be showin' that he be a force to be reckoned with in the political waters. The other party members be squabblin' and scurvy dogs be runnin' scared as Cap'n Trump be tightenin' his grip on the ship.
But fear not, me hearties, for there be still hope for those who dare to challenge Cap'n Trump's rule. The political waters be treacherous, but with wit and cunning, there be always a chance to outmaneuver the Cap'n and his loyal crew.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for a wild ride, me hearties! Cap'n Donald Trump be showin' no signs of lettin' up, and the party apparatus be in for a rough sailin' as long as he be at the helm.