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News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Top 5 jolly moments from Biden's speech, news o' Celine Dion's malady, and other musings from Fox News. Aye!

2024-03-08

Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on the latest scuttlebutt from Fox News Opinion and feast yer eyes on the moving pictures from Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and their motley crew. 'Tis a jolly good time, guaranteed to shiver yer timbers! Aye aye, captain!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as we be hearin' about President Biden's State of the Union address from the likes of Hannity on Fox News. Aye, it be a political speech from the DNC, so ye best be keepin' an eye out for any trickery!And what be this? A rematch between Trump and Biden, as told by the one and only Hugh Hewitt. Will there be more fireworks, or will the seas be calm this time around?Now, me hearties, let's set sail for Gaza with The Day After plan. Aye, it be a treacherous journey, but a plan be in place to navigate these dangerous waters.But hold on to yer hats, for Gutfeld be talkin' about Rolling Stone's change of heart when it comes to drug use. After all these years of glorifyin' it, they be singin' a different tune!And beware, for damning information be revealed in a Hamas terror attack exposin' Al Jazeera for what it truly be. The truth be out, me hearties!As we continue our voyage, we come across the top moments from Biden's SOTU address, as well as insights from Doug Schoen answerin' one big question.But wait, there be more! Doctor's orders reveal that Celine Dion has Stiff Person Syndrome. Aye, 'tis a serious matter, and this doctor be spreadin' awareness about the disease.And don't forget to check out the Cartoon of the Day for a bit of humor in these turbulent waters. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!

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