The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The scallywags be slashin' the FBI's booty by scrapin' one senator's treasure map! Aye, a clever ruse indeed!

2024-03-08

Arrr, the scallywags of the G.O.P. be braggin' about slashin' the coffers of the dreaded F.B.I. by 6 percent! They be takin' the booty from retired Senator Shelby's treasure chest for their own gain. 'Tis a mutiny on the high seas!

Ahoy mateys! The scallywags of the G.O.P. be bragging about slashin' the booty of the "weaponized" F.B.I. by 6 percent. Aye, they be takin' a cutlass to the budget, sendin' those swashbucklers scramblin' for doubloons. And where did most of that plunder go, ye ask? Straight into the Davy Jones' locker of retired Senator Richard C. Shelby's pet project.
Arrr, the G.O.P. be playin' a dangerous game with the F.B.I., messin' with the very crew that be protectin' the high seas from scallywags and blackguards. But ye know how them landlubbers be, always lookin' to make a name for themselves by cuttin' corners and trimmin' sails.
But mark me words, me hearties, the F.B.I. be a force to be reckoned with, even when faced with the wrath of the G.O.P. and their budget cuttin' ways. So batten down the hatches, me mateys, and hold fast to yer swords, for the battle for the budget be far from over.

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