Arrr! Laken Riley's mother be scoldin' Biden for bunglin' the name of a slain nurse at the State o' the Union! 'Tis a disgrace! Jolly well pathetic!
2024-03-08
Arrr, the heartbroken mother of Georgia nursing student Laken Riley be cursin' President Biden for bunglin' her daughter's name during the State of Union speech - callin' him a pathetic landlubber for the slip. "Biden does not even know me child's name - it be pathetic!" Allyson Philips wrote on Friday, shiver me timbers! 'If ye be goin' to say her name (even when forced to do so) at least say the right name!' she insisted. The...
Arrr, me hearties! The mother of Georgia nursing student Laken Riley be mighty upset after President Biden fumbled her daughter's name during his State of the Union speech. The lass's mother, Allyson Philips, be callin' Biden "pathetic" for not even knowin' her child's name!Philips took to Facebook to express her outrage, demandin' that if Biden be forced to say her daughter's name, he should at least get it right. 'Tis a fair demand, methinks!
She be slammin' Biden for his slip-up, showin' her mama bear fury in defense of her dear daughter. The passage of the Laken Riley Act be a cause for celebration, but the mother's wrath be nothin' to scoff at!
Biden should take heed of this mother's words, for crossin' a pirate mother be a dangerous game indeed. Let this be a lesson to all who dare to mispronounce a pirate's cub's name - beware the wrath of a mother scorned!