A scurvy dog from Ohio caught with a hammer at the Capitol, tased and clapped in irons by the constables. Arrr!
2024-03-08
Avast ye! A scallywag from Ohio was clapped in irons after a tussle with the law at the U.S. Capitol in Washington D.C. Why, the scoundrel had a hammer on him! Shiver me timbers, what was he planning? The gallows await!
An Ohio man by the name of Christopher Snow, 33, found himself in a bit of a pickle when he tried to gain entry into the U.S. Capitol building in Washington with a hammer in tow, me hearties. The scallywag was being screened by the U.S. Capitol Police at the Capitol Visitor Center, when his backpack passed through the X-ray machine, revealing the suspicious tool.When the officer attempted to take a gander at what was inside his bag, Snow tried to grab it and put up a fight, like a true landlubber. A skirmish broke out between the officers and the scallywag, leading to Snow getting a taste of the good ol' taser before being thrown in the brig.The officers praised for their swift action in preventing the miscreant from causing any trouble, while they tried to figure out why this Canton resident thought it was a good idea to bring a hammer to the Capitol. The lad now faces charges of assault on a police officer, and may be in need of some serious reformation if he plans to stay on the right side of the law.