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Arrr, judge be keepin' the gates open for 30,000 scallywags to sail into the US each month!

2024-03-08

Arrr, ye scallywags be tryin' to sink the ship of humanitarian aid, but the judge be sayin' nay! The program be sailin' on to help those in need in Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela. Aye, the Republican challenge be walkin' the plank!

In the realm of Texas, a federal judge did uphold a crucial piece of President Joe Biden's immigration policy, granting entry to a select few migrants from four specific lands on humanitarian grounds, much to the chagrin of Republican-led states who cried foul, claiming financial strain. The honorable U.S. District Judge Drew B. Tipton, stationed in Victoria, Texas, decreed in favor of the humanitarian parole program, allowing a monthly influx of up to 30,000 asylum-seekers from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela. This program, part of a broader strategy by the Biden administration, aims to steer migrants towards approved pathways into the U.S., under threat of severe repercussions.The aggrieved Texas, joined by 20 other states, bemoaned the financial burden imposed by the program, citing expenditure on healthcare, education, and public safety for the migrants. Their legal representative lamented the creation of a clandestine immigration network, while government advocates argued that migrant participation in the program alleviated a shortage of farm labor in the U.S.With an appeal looming on the horizon, the stage is set for further legal skirmishes. Judge Tipton, a protege of former President Donald Trump, previously sided against the Biden administration in a deportation prioritization dispute in 2022.

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