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Arrr, two lasses from Ohio be in a pickle, for propping up a dead mate and plundering his gold!

2024-03-09

Arrr, ye scallywags! Two lasses from Ohio be accused o' haulin' a lifeless mate to the bank to plunder his booty afore dumpin' him at the healer's den. 'Tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker, aye!

Arrr, two lasses from Ohio be in a pickle, for propping up a dead mate and plundering his gold!

Avast ye scallywags! Two lasses from Ohio be catchin' some serious trouble after proppin' up a dead man in their ship to run off with his loot. Karen Casbohm and Loreen Bea Feralo be facin' the gallows for droppin' off the body of poor Douglas Layman at the hospital and scarperin' away like rats.Them scallywags didn't even give the hospital the time of day, leavin' poor Layman without a word. The bilge rats only piped up hours later, givin' some info about the dead man. The coppers soon found out the pair had been livin' with Layman but instead of callin' for help, they decided to plunder his treasure.The lasses be haulin' Layman's corpse to the bank to drain his coffers, proppin' him up in plain sight like a ghostly lookout. The bilge rats had done this before, the bank mates say, as long as the body was in tow.What cursed fate befell poor Layman remains a mystery, as the coppers be diggin' deeper into this tale of treachery. Casbohm's been dragged to court while Feralo be due to walk the plank soon. If found guilty, these lasses could find themselves locked in the brig for a year or more.Both these lasses have a history of run-ins with the law, showin' that even in these modern times, some still choose to sail the seas of crime. Arrr, may justice be swift and true for these scallywags! Yo ho ho!

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