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Arrr, Biden be talkin' in Atlanta when a rascal interrupts! He be sayin' "I don't mind the fire in yer belly, matey!"

2024-03-09

Arrr, President Joe Biden be speakin' at his rally in Atlanta when a scurvy dog of a pro-Palestinian protester be shoutin' "genocide Joe" at him. Methinks the lad be walkin' the plank if he don't watch his tongue! Aye, the seas be rough for ol' Biden, mateys!

Avast ye mateys! President Biden, the scallywag in charge, was giving a speech in Atlanta when a pro-Palestinian pirate interrupted him with shouts of "genocide Joe!" The ruckus started at the Pullman Yards rally, where the President barely got a word out before the protester started hollering about dead Palestinians.Before Biden could even respond, the crowd started chanting for "Four more years!" The protester was then hauled out by Secret Service scallywags, leaving the President to address the situation. Biden, showing his good humor, said he didn't mind the protester's passion and acknowledged the unfair treatment of Palestinians.This interruption comes after Biden voiced support for a two-state solution in his recent State of the Union Address. He emphasized the importance of this solution for Israel's security and democracy, as well as the peace and dignity of Palestinians. Biden, claiming to be a lifelong supporter of Israel, believes this is the only path to peace with all of Israel's Arab neighbors.

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