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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Texas be pushin' the Supreme Court's patience with their death penalty cases. Arrr!

2024-03-11

Arr me mateys! The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals be sailin' its own course, treatin' Supreme Court rulings as mere suggestions instead of the orders of the mighty tribunal above. Ye best beware, for these scallywags be chartin' their own path on the legal seas!

Arrr me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals be playin' fast and loose with the Supreme Court's rulings! A wise law professor be warnin' us that these landlubbers be treatin' the Supreme Court's decisions like mere suggestions, not as the law of the land!
Ye see, in the eyes of the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals, these Supreme Court rulings be nothin' more than guideposts, showin' 'em the way but not bindin' 'em to follow. It be like a pirate sailin' the high seas without a compass, makin' decisions willy-nilly and ignorin' the orders of their captain!
So beware, me hearties, if ye find yerself standin' before the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals, ye may be in for a wild ride! These scallywags may not be followin' the rules set forth by the Supreme Court, creatin' a lawless sea of uncertainty for all who come before 'em. Keep yer wits about ye, and may the winds of justice blow in yer favor!

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