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Me cap'n scurvy professor did condemn me for not embracin' DEI! Arrr, Women be fightin' for their lives, mateys!

2024-03-11

Arrr, me hearties! DEI be a scallywag threatenin' the past n' future o' womenfolk! I've faced it in me learnin' days. We must not be wiped from history by this bilge! March be Women's History Month, let's fight the madness o' political correctness! Arrr!

Me cap'n scurvy professor did condemn me for not embracin' DEI! Arrr, Women be fightin' for their lives, mateys!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, listen up! March be Women’s History Month, but beware, me shipmates, as women be at risk o' becomin' just that: history. The scallywags be tryin' to erase women from the history books, holdin' power to force us all to conform. Arrr, I've seen it meself!As a student at the University of Cincinnati, me gender studies professor gave me a failing grade for callin' a woman a "biological woman." Blimey! Truth be walkin' the plank in today’s institutions of higher learnin', where professors be usin' their authority to force students to bend to their progressive views.Arrr! Professors should be teachin' the truth, not definin' it. This attack on truth be bigger than a few rogue professors - it be a full-blown assault on our very existence. We be held captive by the college degree system, forced to walk the plank of DEI courses that aim to make women just a feeling.DEI be an indoctrination system, spreadin' like a virus across schools in the land. The power o' government be behind it too, awardin' millions to push the idea that biology courses be inaccurate. We must stand together, me hearties, and fight for the right to exist as women, or we'll be lost to the depths of history. Arrr!

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