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Ye scallywags be warned, Florida law says keep yer lips sealed 'bout the jolly term "gay" in schools!

2024-03-11

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The law be stayin' put, but the settlement doth declare that talkin' 'bout L.G.B.T.Q. folk be fair game in the classroom! So fear not, ye swabs, the tales of them queer sea dogs be safe to share among yer crew! Aye!

Arr matey, listen up me hearties! The law be stayin' put, but don't ye worry yer pretty little heads about it. The settlement be makin' it crystal clear that talkin' about them L.G.B.T.Q. folk in the classroom be perfectly fine, aye! Ye can still be readin' about 'em in yer literature and havin' lively discussions about 'em in class, no harm done.

So fear not, me shipmates, for the seas be calm and the winds be fair when it comes to talkin' 'bout the queer folk in school. Let's raise a tankard of grog to celebrate this victory for education and acceptance. It be a jolly good day when we can all be ourselves and learn about others without fear of persecution.

And remember, me hearties, diversity be the spice of life! So let's sail on, teachin' and learnin' in a world where all are welcome and accepted. Arr, what a grand adventure it be to be a student in these modern times!

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