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Trump's jest at Biden's expense be angering those with a stutter. 'Tis an old tune, mateys! Avast!

2024-03-11

The ex-president didst mock his foe whilst at a gathering o'er the weekend. For those who stutter, his jape doth strike that well-known feeling of shame and disgrace. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywag former president be mockin' his foe at a rally just this past weekend. What a display of poor manners and lack of respect! But for those who stutter, this be no jest. The cruel mimicry be bringin' back memories of past shame and embarrassment. Oh, the pain of bein' made fun of fer something that be beyond yer control!
Ye can almost hear the laughter of the heartless crowd as they watch on. But fear not, me hearties! We stutterers be a strong lot, and we be standin' tall in the face of adversity. Let the former president jest and mock all he wants, but we be holdin' our heads high and showin' the world the true strength of our spirits.
So let us raise a tankard of grog to all me fellow stutterers out there! Let us stand together and show the world that we be not to be trifled with. And as fer the former president, may he walk the plank and be cast aside like the bilge rat he be!

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