Arr, Biden be lowering the cost o' health care and throwin' shade at that scallywag Trump! Aye, me hearties!
2024-03-11
Arrr mateys, the president be talkin' in New Hampshire 'bout keepin' insulin prices in check, makin' tax credits permanent under the Affordable Care Act, and limitin' the plunderin' of gold for prescription drugs. Aye, a fine show indeed!
Arr mateys, gather 'round and hear the tale of the president's grand proclamations in the land of New Hampshire! With a swagger in his step and a twinkle in his eye, he boasted of his plans to keep the scallywags of the land from being plundered by the treacherous prices of insulin. Aye, he promised to put a cap on those prices, so no one would have to pay a king's ransom for their medicine.But that ain't all, me hearties! He also swore to make permanent the tax credits under the Affordable Care Act, giving the people a bit of relief from the burdensome taxes that weigh them down like an anchor. And let's not forget his vow to limit the out-of-pocket costs of prescription drugs, so the good folk of the land can keep more doubloons in their pockets.
So raise a tankard of grog to the president's bold promises, me mateys! For he may not have a parrot on his shoulder or a peg leg, but he's fighting for the people's well-being with the same ferocity as any swashbuckling pirate on the high seas. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, let's sail towards a brighter future with a leader who's got the people's interests at heart!