Bilge rats snared by the law in the US, including scallywag caught a dozen times in 8 years! Avast ye!
2024-03-11
Avast ye! ICE be claimin' they caught a bunch o' scallywags tied to wicked deeds, with one landlubber bein' snatched a dozen times in just eight years! Arrr, that be some poor luck indeed! Stand ready to walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs!
Avast ye scallywags! ICE be makin' waves on Monday with the capture o' several illegal migrants with a history as violent as a cannonball to the hull. ERO San Francisco spies reported that a scoundrel by the name o' Syed Mohamed Tousif Mohiuddin, a landlubber from India, had been gallivantin' about in the U.S. after overstaying his visa like a barnacle clingin' to a ship.This Mohiuddin fella crept into the United States through Detroit in 2010, but failed to heed the call to depart. The scallywag was eventually caught by the authorities after a skirmish with the Fremont Police Department in 2013. It turns out this scurvy dog had been arrested a dozen times in California for some truly despicable deeds.ERO San Francisco Director Moises Becerra be swearin' to keep our community safe from such ne'er-do-wells, as ICE be plannin' to keep Mohiuddin in custody for removin' him from these shores. This be just the latest haul from ICE, includin' a Honduran national wanted for murder and a Colombian sex offender, all bein' kept behind bars to face the consequences of their devious deeds.The seas be treacherous, but with ICE on patrol, we can rest easy knowin' these scoundrels won't be causin' any more mischief in our fair land. Arrr!