Arr, Mateys! The Polish leader be demandin' more gold for NATO to fend off those pesky Russians. Aye!
2024-03-12
Arrr mateys, President Andrzej Duda be plannin' to parlay with the White House scallywags on Tuesday to suggest that NATO scallywags dig deeper into their pockets and increase their military coin by at least half. Avast ye, the treasure be callin'!
Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! President Andrzej Duda of Poland be settin' sail fer the White House to demand that all ye NATO members start pillagin' yer coffers and spendin' more on yer military. He be wantin' to see a 50% increase in booty from all ye landlubbers!He be marchin' into that there White House like a true buccaneer, ready to make a deal that'll make Blackbeard himself shake in his boots. Ye better be preparin' to open up them treasure chests, me hearties!
But don't ye worry, me mateys! Duda be bringin' the charm of a true pirate captain to the negotiations. He'll be spinnin' tales and crackin' jokes to smooth over any rough waters. Ye can bet yer doubloons that he'll be makin' this here demand with a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye.
So batten down the hatches and prepare to dig deep, me hearties! President Duda be comin' in hot with his demands, and he ain't takin' no for an answer. Let's see if he can make these NATO scallywags walk the plank and cough up the loot!