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Ye scurvy dogs be tellin' Biden to cease givin' weapons to Israel, claimin' it breaks the laws of the land! Arrr!

2024-03-12

Avast ye scallywags! A band of merry privateers be sayin' that the government be breakin' the rules by withholdin' booty from any land lubber that be blockin' supplies. Aye, the administration be walkin' the plank on this one! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as I tell ye the tale of how an independent and seven Democrats be raisin' a ruckus about the administration breakin' a law that says no military aid should be sent to a country that be blockin' humanitarian aid. Aye, they be claimin' that the administration be crossin' the line and need to walk the plank fer their actions.
Me thinks this be a right jestful situation, me mateys! The scallywags in charge best be watchin' their backs, lest they find themselves in Davy Jones' locker. It be a fine sight to see these landlubbers squabblin' like a bunch of bilge rats over a law they be ignorin'.
So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for the winds of change be blowin' and the political waters be gettin' choppy. Who knows what other shenanigans these scurvy dogs be gettin' up to? But rest assured, the independent and Democrats be keepin' a sharp eye out, ready to call out any more tomfoolery. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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