The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye mateys! David Mixner, valiant swashbuckler for the rights o' the gays, be sleepin' wit' Davy Jones at 77.

2024-03-12

Arrr matey, he be convincin' ol' Ronald Reagan to lend a hand in battlin' a ban on L.G.B.T.Q. schoolteachers in '78, and arguin' with his mate Bill Clinton about "don't ask, don't tell." Sounds like a right ol' jolly time on the high seas of politics!

Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! This here fella be fightin' fer the rights of our beloved crew members who be part of the L.G.B.T.Q. community. Back in the year of our Lord 1978, he be convincin' Ronald Reagan to lend a hand in battlin' against a ban on L.G.B.T.Q. schoolteachers in California. Aye, he be fightin' tooth and nail to make sure our crew mates could teach the youngins without fear or prejudice!
But that ain't all, me hearties! This brave soul also be lockin' horns with his matey Bill Clinton over that pesky “don’t ask, don’t tell” rule. Aye, he be standin' firm in his belief that all members of our crew should be free to serve without hidin' who they truly be. A true champion for equality and fairness on the high seas!
So raise yer tankards to this fearless warrior, me mateys! He be fightin' the good fight and makin' sure that all members of our crew be treated with respect and dignity. Aye, he be a true hero of the seven seas!

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