Arrr! The scallywags be puttin' a stop to plaintiffs seekin' treasure in different courts. No more forum lootin'!
2024-03-12
Arrr mateys! For ages, scallywags be tryin' to choose their own judges in big cases 'bout babynappin' and land-lootin'. But now, a new law be makin' it as tricky as findin' buried treasure in a storm! Beware, ye sneaky buccaneers!
Arrr, me hearties! Ye scurvy litigants have been tryin' to sway the outcome of important cases by choosin' friendly judges for years! But no longer shall they be able to cherry-pick the judges in cases o' abortion and immigration! The courts be implementin' a new system of random judge selection to thwart their dastardly plans!Ye see, this new system be throwin' a monkey wrench in the litigants' schemes. No longer will they be able to predict which judge will be hearin' their cases and bendin' the outcome in their favor. This be a blow to their underhanded tactics!
So, me mateys, let this be a warnin' to all ye scallywags who be tryin' to manipulate the legal system. The days of cherry-pickin' judges be over! Random selection be takin' the wind out of yer sails and levelin' the playin' field for all who seek justice!