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Arrr, Aaron Rodgers and Jesse Ventura be the top mates for Vice President on RFK Jr.'s list, me hearties!

2024-03-12

Arrr, me hearties! Mr. Kennedy hath been chattin' with the Jets quarterback fer a whole month, nonstop! 'Tis a wonder they haven't run out o' things to say by now. Methinks they be plottin' some mischief together, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather round and listen to me tale of Mr. Kennedy and the Jets quarterback. Arrr, Mr. Kennedy be claimin' he been chattin' with the quarterback o' the Jets for a whole month now. Aye, pretty continuously he says! Ye can imagine the rum and the laughter flowin' as they talk about strategies and plays.
But me hearties, can ye picture a pirate takin' a break from plunderin' and pillagin' to have a chat with a quarterback? Arrr, it be a sight to behold! Perhaps they be discussin' the best way to sack a ship or throw a cannonball. Or maybe they be sharin' tips on how to outsmart their enemies on the field or on the high seas.
Either way, Mr. Kennedy and the quarterback be like two swashbucklers sharin' tales of adventure and conquest. So raise a tankard o' grog and toast to their unlikely friendship! And may their conversations continue to be as lively and entertaining as a pirate's life on the open sea.

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